Lovely SMS that makes your day happy. Start your day with special SMS.Let your friends feel special with these SMS-----
Santa goes to a petrol pump sees a board, "Don't use Mobile here, he picks his Mobile phone, calls everyone from his phone & says DON'T CALL ME NOW."
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where!
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Banta reply: Because married men are more obedient.
Santa: You remind me of the sea. Jeeto: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic? Santa: No, because you make me sick.
Destiny simply depends on the strength of your dreams. If you cry at trouble it grows double and if you laugh at trouble it disappears like a bubble.
When I look at you, I cannot deny there is God, because only God could have created some one as wonderful & beautiful as you are. Be my Valentine forever.
Love is a language that every heart speaks; the sharing of dreams and turning them to reality. The ocean of love and the warmth of friendship makes life complete.
Each of us are angles with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another. You want to become angle? Come and I will give u my wing. I Love U.
Maths teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions. Teacher-If, 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs = How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!
Soft Speech, Pure Heart, Peaceful Eyes, Strengthen Hands, Focused Mind & Determined Decision. Always Make U...Boring! So just chill !
I'm dead but my soul is in u, My eyes r open but I dream of u, I'm d best but nothing without u, Take care of my heart it beats in u.
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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